Vatican says contraceptive pill is polluting the environment. Well, if that’s the case they just need to encourage more people to use condom… Oh, wait.

In my warped mind I pictured myself having a debate with the Pope about this that went something like this excerpt from a Father Ted episode.

Pat Mustard: I think you would need proof if you were going to make that sort of accusation and I’m a very careful man Father. A very careful man!
Ted: Except when it come to taking precautions in the bedroom!
Pat Mustard: You wouldn’t be advising the use of artificial contraception now would you Father?
Ted: Yes I… No I… If you’re going to be.. I.. I.. of course you.. Just Feck Off!!

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