In the news

Scottish MP calls for chocolate tax. Daft idea that. He does seem slightly gullible however.

“I had one patient recently who said to me she thought chocolate was good for you. People are being brainwashed into believing this.”

Sounds like the sort of excuse I use for eating chocolate or drinking lots of beer. I don’t actually believe it you know….

In other news lettuce nose-stuffer avoids jail. Another example of someone doing something stupid whilst being filmed and getting caught because it ends up on YouTube. So he gets 300 hours of community service even though they can’t prove the lettuce wasn’t just thrown away after. Meanwhile, I can’t help but wonder if the woman that threw a chair at him after recognising him from the video got any sort of sentence?

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