The definitive guide to me...
Or not as the case may be. This page was so out of date that I decided it was best to remove it entirely rather than try and edit out the bits that no longer apply. It will be updated again at some point, probably about the time the rest of the site gets a makeover. That could take a while....
If you want the bare basics, I'm a 31 year old guy living in the UK doing a job in IT that I'm really rather not that bothered about. Anything else you want to know, just ask.